Sunday, November 30, 2008

How to Impress HER / HIM

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

1. Compliment her
2. Cuddle her
3. Kiss her
4. Caress her
5. Love her
6. Stroke her
7. Tease her
8. Comfort her
9. Protect her
10. Hug her
11. Hold her
12. Spend money on her
13. Wine & dine her
14. Buy things for her
15. Listen to her
16. Care for her
17. Stand by her
18. Support her
19. Go to the ends of the earth for her

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring beer.

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